Seeing as 99.9% of the UK’s population is GUTTED about the fact Elf isn’t being broadcasted on any television platforms this year, we here at Bond wondered what would Buddy do if he headed for London instead of The Big Apple.
So first things first Buddy embarks on his journey to the city. In ore, he stares up at no other than The Shard where his father works also the tallest building in Western Europe! Upon his arrival he is told to go back to Harrods where he belongs.
The budding question (see what I did there) is where would buddy go to eat? obviously the main food groups for an elf are candy, candy corn, candy canes and maple syrup so where other than Cereal killer in Shoreditch, cereal galore!
(shortly after being hit by a London black cab) Buddy arrives and gets hired in Harrod’s world famous Christmas grotto, he was amazed with all the decorations, just like the real North Pole.
Michael find’s he’s having trouble with bullies, Buddy helps him win a snowball fight in Regents Park (I mean lets face it, London never has snow but lets just go with it for now!)
Disaster strikes when Santa’s Sleigh crashes in Hyde Park’s Winter Wonderland and Buddy helps try and restore the Christmas spirt in fellow Londoners with the help of Jovie, singing one of many Band Aid’s ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ (Oh the irony!) The singing citizens and Winter Wonderland magic made Santa’s sleigh fly once more, saving Christmas!
We hope you’ve enjoyed our little rendition of Elf, you too can embark on Buddy’s ventures, make it your day out in the City! But maybe minus the snow…